And who said weeting isnt full of himself?

"Never Give Up till the last moment"

As I was watching the soccer score at livescore.com, between charlton and middlesborough, the score lied midd 1 - 1 charl at 74th min.



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81 WAT THE F! charlton took the lead again! 1 - 2 I thought, shit. there goes.

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85 i took the slip and threw it away. bloody hell.. waste my time.. humph!



86 Bloody hell! middlesborough score again! 2 - 2! wth i had to dig tt stupid dustbin again to find tt tix..

this tells us.. not to give up until the last moment...........

which means not to give up betting, until u parted with your last penny...

WTF!

yesterday (wednesday) afternoon i was taking a nap cos i know i was going stay up all night to watch barcelona vs chelsea. for those of you those dont know wad the heck that is, let me tell you. its a soccer match. sounds like i m making idiots out of you ppl~ *sticks tongue at everyone*

looks childish. okok. let me get to the main point.

mother poked me while i was slping. she wanted me to help her top up her hi! card. and i got very angry. i stirred and pretended to be still slping cos i really was kinda tired. and she poked and poked and poked like anything. i flared of cos, and moved to another room to slp.

whoever wont get angry pls raise your hand. next time when u slp tell me. i'll come and poke hard at you.

i woke at evening. dinner was ready. father and sister were at home. i sat down at the computer (as usual) and starting playing. and god. sis came in and said,

'ma mi (tts how we called mother) li jia chu zou'

meant mother left the house and dun wanna come back. -_-"

okie.. cannot be cos of me rite.. so petty mehx. hmm.

sister den told me wad happened. cos mother wanted sister back home but she was driving away. so she came home later than wad mother wanted and mother scolded and scolded and scolded. then she pushed my dad's head and scolded him as well. dad was playing a game on his wadever u call that, and of cos he flared too. according to sister he turned around and looked like wanting to hit mother lidat. i dunno wad happened after tt.. only that mother left home.

to the only place she could go - her sister's house.

sister drove there to ask her to come back, but she din wanna come down.

today (friday) she called me at 2pm, and scolded me. why? the soup she left overnight got burnt. cos i on the fire and forgot to off it. but the thingy is...
how come that i shld have forgotten to off it when i nvr slp? (watching soccer) how come me, dad, sister woke up and nvr notice the fire in the morning? and how come the last one, who is me, left at 11 and nth happened? the fire (i on very very big) was left there for 9 hours. NINE STRAIGHT HOURS and the house still not burnt down. weird right? until mum came home, thats 13 hours, the thing onli kana burnt onli.. funny huh~

SEX AND MARRIAGE

ok.. lets see.. do you marry to have sex or is sex part of marriage or they are two different things altogether?

well, whats the diff btw a couple and a wedded couple besides the fact that they are wedded? they can buy a flat, which is to live together which is then of cos to have sex, den kids den stuff! cos society dun accept the idea of having premarital sex, thats why you marry.

but come think of it, marriage is oso not totally about sex. you marry, but the fact that you have sex is because you love each other, thus sex is the highest form affection (so said in somewhere i cant remember), but i agree totally. marriage is about love, not abt sexual pleasure.

but they can be said as two diff things altogether again~ you marry cos you love each other, you marry for psychological reasons, for e.g. that someone will love you for the rest of your life, you'll see that person in your everyday life, you cant do without him or her.. but sex now becomes a totally different point. it is a activity that a couple share among them two..

Crap?

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

A Florida couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lammas class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.
"Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

This was something somewhat like wad cherlyne asked me sometime ago when I.. well..

Question of the Day: Why must be two persons be together when they like each other?

Tips
1) get together so that you can break meh? (unless u plan to marry.. which i did consider, cher, if you're reading this)

2) so wad if together already? so that you can mush mushy chat? why cant you mushy mushy chat even if not together?

3) so that you can pin the other down? cant you go out with others even after being together and stuff? (talk on phone etc)

Give me your opinions~ =)

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it..."