Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Before I went to primary school, I used to watch those tv dramas and think: those idiotic men who have other girls other than their wives, kill them.

In primary school, I thought: bloody hell.. cant guys juz be faithful to their spouse and not to go around having sex with other women.

In secondary school, i thought: what the hell.. have gf already still flirt around with other girls, or have 2 gf at the same time..

In poly, i finally thought otherwise..

look.. in the 1st place.. why would a guy wanna have more than one girlfriend.. so tt he can have fun with the other when he is bored with one? doesnt seem to make any sense to me actually..

1st thing i would like to guess.. is it that there's some needs of the guy, that he looks to be satisfied by the girl, but isnt? i wasnt referring to sexual needs, but if you've thought of it, it might be sexual needs, though it isnt really ethical.

lets say this guy has two girlfriends, isnt it highly possible that one possesses qualities that the other doesnt?

lets get a scenario.. when a girl PMS for lets say a month. i dun really mean she bleeds for so many days, i juz meant she no mood or stuff.. yes.. the guy is supposed to stand by the girl.. but wad if the girl starts to scream and rave at the boy? (which is highly possible)

or lets say this girl is super uncaring yet.. the guy feels neglected.. he looks for the girl for help.. but the girl doesnt care much about him.. of cos he will start looking around for attention. very likely, he will look for another girl, who at this time will give him the attn that he really needs. he loves this new girl that he found.. but when he looks back.. he finds that he loves the other girl oso (for whatever reasons i dunno).. therefore he wants both girls at the same time..

makes sense? these scenarios can be vice versa between the genders.. who says a girl cant have 2 bf? before u accuse ur partner of anything.. think again.. =)

02/01/2005 - last nite i had a funny dream. i dreamt you would change your frenster profile. to something else i dun remember. and i remember one of your testimonial went 'wah, finally put attached arh'. you know very well it wad it was supposed to mean. i din really put into mind tt dream until i came online and had nothing better to do. i remembered that dream and checked your frenster profile. true enough. your profile is now 'married'. your description of yourself. you seem to be waiting for someone. you seem to be still hurt. i think i know who is he. cos recently he seem to reappear in my life. whenever i sing duan le de xuan, i could imagine you kissing him, loving him. i could remember us in swensens that very day after i got to know you two are together. duan le de xuan seems to be such a nice fitting song. you cried. i almost did. i smiled, as my heart turned cold. do you still want him. you always make me feel you still love him, even more than you love me.

Do.You.Really.Love.Me.